Thursday, July 31, 2008

Early Morning Verbal Coffee

Too early to think but not too early to ramble.


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Ah Beng: Are you in yet? I woke up late. On my way now.

Pam Song: I'm passing TTDI.

Ah Beng: Haha. You champion. :)

Pam Song: Thank you. Where are you?

Ah Beng: Two-thirds away with lots of red lights.

Pam Song: Brilliant. Enjoy the lights. I'll bet they're pretty.

Ah Beng: They're telling me to slow down and smell the guavas. I don't think its possible in this lifetime or maybe only once I hit 60.

Pam Song: 60? Nah. Too long. Guava's last like a fortnight max. In the fridge. How cold is your car?

Ah Beng: Maybe 24 degrees. Good for tulips though. The white ones are delicious.

Pam Song: They're not meant for eating. The white tulips, I mean. They're for weddings. Or was it funerals? Hmmm. I forget.

Ah Beng: But don't cha know? It's the secret ingredient for heaps of things. They just don't teach you that in school. Fancy a dollop?

Pam Song: My school days taught me how to master escaping work. And then I met you and realised I was amateur. Free dollop? Depends on who's doing the dolloping.

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And then Maxis played up. ROAR! What lousy network connection, man. If there was an emergency on hand, people die already lo. I only got the reply to that message before lunch. Haih. So potong.

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Ah Beng: Why, a bodacious butler of course. I just treat myself to the nubile things life has to offer.

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Who'd have known what the conversation would have led to if Maxis hadn't screwed up the connection. -_-

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Broken

I wish you were here Benzies. =(

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

A Long Long While

Pam, you swallow.

It's Been Awhile

Ben, you suck.

Love Changes Everything

tiu tiu tiu tiutiu tiutiu~~



you know you love me,
xoxo.

Monday, July 21, 2008

my boy.

happy americans (eric hutchinson + marie digby) VS emo brits (athlete)

WHO WILL PREVAIL?

DJ Digby

to the left: marie digby.

to the right: marketplace DJ mix sets.



If this ain't a mash-up, I don't know what is.
HAPPY MONDAY BLUES Y'ALL.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

sei sei sei mou.

so sleepy can die.

leona lewis screaming her lungs out to my left ain't quite helping.

ting ma ma de hua.

JC : Why are you listening to Jay Chou? So depressing his songs. Somemore it's raining outside.

ah:beng + Slut : That's the point!



the cu•bi•cle - 1
outside world - 0

Monday, July 14, 2008

"Cheap Lunch"

Oh-kay.


The Result (after a 2-minute discussion while waiting for the lift):
Ah Beng brilliantly suggests Vietnamese at Jaya 33.

The Order:
(1) Special Beef Noodle Soup & Orange Juice, and
(2) Special Chicken Ball Noodle Soup & Mint Apple Soda.

The Price:
RM42.85

The Parking Fee:
RM4.00

The Price Of Lunch Per Person:
RM24.00.


Cheap lunch? My arse.

" Thirty Seconds " ...

... is enough to make a difference from

1) spying on a cute guy
2) creating opportunites to get naughty
3) killing spare time at work
4) exercising
5) spend time bonding with the significant cubicle other


to

absolute nothing.



" Thirty Seconds "

The Beginning of An End



in more ways than one.

Good morning world!