Hooked

Gay Or Straight?

IT DOESN'T MATTER! They both wanna win, win, win all the time. What kind of nonsense is that??? AARRRRGGGHHHHH! Doesn't help either that The Slut is NOT standing up for what's RIGHT. Hmmph!

I Will Survive

...hey hey.

Ugh

The Slut is a real pathetic imitation of a bitch.
Seriously. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.

It's Official

It. Is. Over.

....like what the hell happened to Happy Day?

"same old story now, not much to say
hearts are broken anyway"

*cue in sad guitar.

Happ-pp-pp-pp-ppy

Todday iss happy soong daay.

Artist: Travis
Song Title: Happy

It starts in the morning when you're lying next to me
I'm rolling, I'm rolling, I'm rolling so quickly
Now I'm not a doctor and I'm not a lawyer
I get a prescription and set it on fire
Blow me a kiss, I'll be happy the rest of my life

And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
Oh - oh - aw

And I'm so happy
And I really shouldn't like it but I love it

When I say I'm not excited, you're invited
And I think I'm getting older
There's this weight across ma shoulders
It's a shame, we're the same
Such a shame, I'm to blame all the time

But early this evening I wanted to be with you
I got on the blower, the next thing I know you're speaking
Now I'm gonna tell you what I've been thinking
And I got a hunch that you're thinking the same thing
And with some luck we'll be lying together tonight

And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy
Oh - oh - aw

Oh - oh - ah
Oh - oh - ah
Oh - oh - ah
And I'm so happy


...even if Ah Beng sucks at multi-tasking (i.e. doing butt clenches to firm up his flabby arse while working).

I'm so happy, You're so happy

this feels like a non-vaginal monologue.

but that's not going to get in the way of Today Is A Very Very Happy Day!





(i know i'm a beautiful girl with or without butt clenches)

hands off bitch

..coz david is mine.. all mine..

hello, i'm the one he's looking/waiting for.
and we were just one, for a moment in time, i'll always be his baby.